Thursday, February 09, 2006

Quotes on Pets II



I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
- Will Rogers


If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
- Cowboy Wisdom


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face.
- Ben Williams


No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation
as the dog does.
- Christopher Morley


He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings
with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment
of animals.
- Immanuel Kant


He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You
are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful
and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to
be worthy of such devotion.
- Unknown


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andrew A. Rooney


Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections,
predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult
standards for people to live up to.
- Alfred A. Montapert


I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional
love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
- Gilda Radner (1946 - 1989)


One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is
that he doesn't try to find out why.
- Unknown


Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a
Great Dane.
- Smiley Blanton


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner


If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons.
-James Thurber


Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers


Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.
-Gene Hill


A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley


A dog wags its tail with its heart.
- Martin Buxbaum


To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
dogs.
- Aldous Huxley


What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight -
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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