Friday, February 10, 2006

Quotes on Pets I


We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love
we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's
the best deal man has ever made.
- M. Facklam


Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix
love and hate.
- Sigmund Freud


Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast
of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,
containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which,
if they are especially urgent, are often continued into
the next yard.
- Dave Barry


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed
a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones


No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture
unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the
conversation.
- Fran Lebowitz


The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool
of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you,
but he will make a fool of himself too.
- Samuel Butler


Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their
owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
- Unknown


The biggest dog has been a pup.
- Joaquin Miller


The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
- Jeanne-Marie Roland


The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of
the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the
more laughable of the two animals.
- James Thurber


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself.
- Josh Billings


You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you
this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've
thought of that!'
- Dave Barry


The more people I meet the more I like my dog
- Unknown


If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't
either.
- Unknown


Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy
or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious
afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not
boring - it was peace.
- Milan Kundera


No matter how little money and how few possessions you own,
having a dog makes you rich.
- Louis Sabin


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog
and a man.
- Mark Twain


I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a
little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,'
and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little
smarter, I wouldn't have to.
- Fred Jungclaus


Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag
of his tail.
- Henry Wheeler Shaw


I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the
better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln


If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the
face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

- Woodrow Wilson

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