Quotation About Babies II

Hush now baby and don't you cry Mama's gonna make all of your Nightmares come true Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you. ~ Pink Floyd


Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other. ~ Ed Howe




Women say . . . that if men had to have babies there would soon be no babies in the world. . . . I have sometimes wished that some clever man would actually have a baby in some new labor-saving way; then all men could take it up, and one of the oldest taunts in the world would be stilled forever. ~Robertson Davies



Any man that hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. ~ Leo Calvin Rosten



My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. ~ Steven Wright, Canadian comedian



Power is the ability not to have to please. We haven't come a long way. We've come a short way. If we hadn't come a short way, no one would be calling us "baby". ~ Elizabeth Janeway


"Who made you?" a boy of ten was asked. He stood in thoughtful silence for a moment and then, measuring the length of a baby with his hands, replied, "God made me this long, and I "growed the rest." The mistake that was his in leaving out God in his growth suggests the truth that we are partly self-made men. God and parenthood and birthplace partly make us, but we must make the rest by will and work. ~ Wilbur F. Crafts


I've been through it all, baby. I'm Mother Courage. ~ Elizabeth Taylor


Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money but long on hugs. ~ Robert Anson Heinlein, American science fiction writer



Rock-a-bye-baby on the tree top, When the wind blows the cradle will rock, When the bough bend the cradle will fall, Down comes the baby, cradle and all. ~ Charles Dupee Blake


People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. ~ Leo J. Burke


A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. ~ Carl Sandburg



I found, one day in school, a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy. I expostulated, but he replied,"The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies; that's fair." In these words he epitomized the history of the human race. ~ Bertrand Arthur William Russell(1872 - 1970), British philosopher, mathematician & social reformer


The sweetest flowers in all the world- A baby's hands. ~ Algernon Charles Swinburne




If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? ~ Steven Wright


The only time a woman can really succeed in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~ Natalie Wood


Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?" ~Steven Wright

Quotation About Babies I

It takes a baby approximately two years to learn to talk, and between 60 and 75 years to learn to keep his mouth shut.


BABE or BABY, n. A misshapen creature of no particular age, sex, or condition, chiefly remarkable for the violence of the sympathies and antipathies it excites in others, itself without sentiment or emotion. ~Ambrose Gwinett Bierce



I didn't think that having a baby after I'd turned forty was so bad-only that I had to hold her at arm's length to look at her. ~Margie Haynes


Once in royal David's city Stood a lowly cattle shed, Where a Mother laid her Baby In a manger for His bed: Mary was that Mother mild Jesus Christ her little Child . . . With the poor, and mean, and lowly, Lived on earth our Savior Holy. ~ Cecil Frances Alexander


Tira begins to sing "I'm No Angel" to him as the screen fades: Baby, I can warm you with this love of mine. I'm No Angel. Aw, let me feel my fingers running through your hair, I can give you kisses. . . . ~ Mae West (1892 - 1980)



Standing by the crib of one's own baby, with that world - old pang of compassion and protectiveness toward this so little creature that has all its course to run, the heart flies back in yearning and gratitude to those who felt just so toward one's self. Then for the first time one understands the homely succession of sacrifices and pains by which life is transmitted and fostered down the stumbling generations of men. ~ Christopher Morley




The first gatherings of the garden in May of salads, radishes and herbs made me feel like a mother about her baby - how could anything so beautiful be mine. And this emotion of wonder filled me for each vegetable as it was gathered every year. There is nothing that is comparable to it, as satisfactory or as thrilling, as gathering the vegetables one has grown.


Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; Between the cradle and the grave Lies a haircut and a shave. ~Samuel Hoffenstein


Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of. ~ Amy Heckerling


A woman can learn a lot from holding a new baby. It is life beginning again-sweet possibilities! No problem in the world is big enough to be remembered. ~ Susan McOmber


When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl. ~ Sir James Matthew Barrie(1860 - 1937), author of Peter Pan