Friday, February 17, 2006

Quotations by Mark Twain VII



He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.


To do something, say something, see something, before anybody else -- these are things that confer a pleasure compared with which other pleasures are tame and commonplace, other ecstasies cheap and trivial.


Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.


Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.


There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.


I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- except he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and keep them shut by force.

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.


It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.


Everyone is like a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.


What do we call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, forgiveness? Different results of the master impulse, the necessity of securing one's self-approval.


The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.


It takes an enemy and a friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart. The one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you.


If you have nothing to say, say nothing.

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