My cat speaks sign language with her tail. ~Robert A. Stern
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ~Missy Dizick
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ~Terry Pratchett
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. ~Robertson Davies
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends. ~Saki
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~Garrison Keillor
Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. ~Louis J. Camuti
Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion. ~F.A. Paradis de Moncrif
What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~Charles Dickens
Before a cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend,
Some little token of esteem
Is needed, like a dish of cream.
~T.S. Eliot
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. ~Faith Resnick
Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked about the house with a saintly expression. ~Beverly Nichols
Even if you have just destroyed a Ming Vase, purr. Usually all will be forgiven. ~Lenny Rubenstein
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. ~Albert Einstein
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~Monica Edwards
It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming. ~Adlai Stevenson
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. ~Arab Proverb
Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf. ~Roy Blount, Jr.
Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. ~George F. Will
You own a dog but you feed a cat. ~Jenny de Vries
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. ~Gary Smith
Sometimes he curls up on my pillow during the night and I don't know he's there until I yawn and my mouth closes on a whisker. ~Astrid Alauda
A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor. ~Arthur Bridges
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk. ~Henry David Thoreau
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown
Kittens can happen to anyone. ~Paul Gallico
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. ~Joseph Epstein
Cats conspire to keep us at arm's length. ~Frank Perkins
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~Hippolyte Taine
There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. ~Dan Greenberg
Although all cat games have their rules and rituals, these vary with the individual player. The cat, of course, never breaks a rule. If it does not follow precedent, that simply means it has created a new rule and it is up to you to learn it quickly if you want the game to continue. ~Sidney Denham
People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around. ~Susan Easterly
Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. ~Jean Burden
The trouble with a kitten is that
Eventually it becomes a cat.
~Ogden Nash
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. ~Roger Caras
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. ~Mark Twain
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Any conditioned cat-hater can be won over by any cat who chooses to make the effort. ~Paul Corey
Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan. ~Proverb
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. ~Dan Greenburg
It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see. ~Eleanor Farjeon
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. ~Jim Davis
Cats speak a subtle language in which few sounds carry many meanings, depending on how they are sung or purred. "Mnrhnh" means comfortable soft chairs. It also means fish. It means genial companionship... and the absence of dogs. ~Val Schaffner
People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet. ~Deborah A. Edwards
Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family cat is not replaceable like a wornout coat or a set of tires. Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and none is repeated. I am four cats old, measuring out my life in friends that have succeeded but not replaced one another. ~Irving Townsend
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating little friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. ~Agnes Repplier
The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree. ~Colette
